Sunday, June 28, 2009

Part 22: Accounts of the Life of Edmund Callipeaux

Contributor:
Nelson Boaggs Esq. – Sommelier, taxidermist, lives in Canberra, AU.
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28 June 2009, 3:41 a.m. EST

chor·gan·ize [chawr-guh-nahyz] super-verb, -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. a super-verb invented by Edmund Callipeaux.
2. to form as or into a whole consisting of interdependent or coordinated parts, in an extraordinary way.
3. to massively systematize: to organize in a super-crazy, extreme fashion.

Edmund Callipeaux never organizes, he always chorganizes! – NB

A globe: A method of chorganizing land and sea into a cool little ball that lights up!



A jukebox: A machine that chorganizes 45s by the degree in which they Rock Out!




An unchorganized counter top!



An unchorganized chair!



Wonder Bread packaging: A way of chorganizing slices of bread!



A mirrored shelf: A tool for chorganizing little toys!

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